The 3rd Annual White Trash Party took place at our house last month yet again. This year we decided to theme it as “formal white trash” attire and as usual, our friends surpassed our expectations. And to think, three years ago when Dustin and I were debating on a white trash party or a luau, I thought my friends were too sophisticated for wife beaters. . .I was mistaken.
Cousin Diana and Cousin Chuck in front of the “Welcome Cousins” sign we proudly display in the front yard every year.
Party decorations for everyone driving by to see.
Funny story, I was trying to burn an iron mark on my dress, but it was taking too long. We decided to use the lighter and my dress caught on fire. . .quickly. Dustin grabbed a glass of water and threw it on my dress and soaked the ironing board. It was out in the front to dry but made for good decoration!
It looks like a bad senior prom photo.
Toni and Pat. We kept asking Pat if he was a pimp and if Toni was his “employee.”
Dustin in his formal wear.
Karmen and Jerry. Jerry’s clip on hair/mullet got quite a bit of attention.
One of the appetizers. Dustin’s favorite vienna sausages and green olives. . .mmmmmm.
Crackers and spray cheese.
Lela and Steven
Chris and Lindsey
Mmmmmm Jack aka “The Winkie Man.”
Kim and Trevor and Trevor’s sock line. He golfs alot. Or he works really hard all year long to get that tan line for our party.
Me and Maggie. Like my drink holder?
“NO SHUS, NO SHERT. . .NO PRABLEM.” Do you know how hard it is to spell words wrong?
Jason and his Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt. I was going to buy that shirt for Dustin as a shirt to wear out in public. Another man’s white trash maybe your everyday wear! We tell that to everyone. You can’t get mad if someone is wearing what you would wear out in public!
It’s not a party until the “pregnant” lady shows up in a robe with PBR and smoking a cigarette.
Jorge and Mande
Amy, Diana and Tracy
Callie and me. Drink holder still works.
The men. Pat is by Dustin on the front row and started pimping out my husband for $10. “Who wants my guy? Who wants him?” I thought $10 was a little low, but hey, $10 is $10.
The men, take two.
The ladies, take two.
And the White Trash Queen is. . .Amy!
And the White Trash King is. . .Jorge!
Jorge claimed to not be the father.
The Queen and King. This really is a great picture!
Lindsey and Chris
More words not spelled correctly.
Uncle Sam and his beer
The Amazing Jerry and his beer balancing act. I think he’s going on the road with this.
Dustin (see his drink holder too?), Chris and last year’s King Lee.
Some of the party people.
More of the party people.
My flash was a little bright on my camera. Here’s Jeff and the aftermath of me taking a picture.
I’m sure my parents are so proud.
Lindsey and her table pool. I never knew she was that competitive!
Doug and Katie
Mande and King Jorge
At this point, Lela has my camera and I kept jumping in front of the camera when she would take a picture. Not bad on this one!
See Trevor’s face? The flash is still a little bright. Jorge’s drank enough that it doesn’t bother him anymore!
Yep, that’s my husband next to Jorge.
“What time is it?”
Hands off ladies, he’s all mine.
Look at the picture above of Dustin and then this one of me. . .we were made for each other! It looks like I’m saying, “Hey, who took my beer?”
Dust, Steven and me. Dustin was pretending to lick Steven’s head and then Steven leaned back and Dustin ACTUALLY licked the back of his head! It was awkward for everyone involved, but no hurt feelings.
Chris and his Coors suspenders.
The original Audio/Visual guys.
Taking my rollers out.
I had some huge curls.
At the end of the night, only a single shoe, a suit jacket and a tie was left. Not too bad of a party!